American Exchange Student Really Excited to Show You Their New Tattoo

American Exchange Student Really Excited to Show You Their New Tattoo

“I got it because I just really, really care about the ocean, and, like, the environment and stuff. Yeah,” says American who thinks the only way to express something even somewhat meaningful to them is by getting it permanently detailed on their skin. “I just got it done in Queenstown. I got it to remember my time in New Zealand,” says one, as if otherwise they were gonna forget about it or something. But hey, if you’re going for a NZ keepsake, do it right. Get an accurate representation of what your time in Aotearoa was really like: a 12 pack of Vodka Cruisers and your second dosage of Plan B.

This article first appeared in Issue 10, 2019.
Posted 7:43pm Thursday 2nd May 2019 by The Critical Tribune.