Confused Freshers Go To Hyde - Central Otago

Confused Freshers Go To Hyde - Central Otago

“You going to Hyde this weekend?”

“Yeah bro!”

In what can only be described as a ‘wholesome fuckup’, Middlemarch native Harry Henderson (18) drove down State Highway 87 to the small Central Otago township of Hyde after hearing heaps of hype for Hyde. While the locals were reportedly ‘confused’ by the visiting reveller, the police described the party as a roaring success with zero arrests.

This article first appeared in Issue 9, 2019.
Posted 8:36pm Thursday 25th April 2019 by The Critical Tribune.