“It’s true. I’m not Mexican,” revealed Jackson Whitely, while wearing a sombrero and maracas to a local, un-themed flat party. When asked what his ethnicity actually is by Tribune reporters, he responded “Cantabrian.” In an independent investigation, it was found Jackson Whitely was, in fact, 100% Ignorant.
Posted 8:32pm Thursday 25th April 2019 by The Critical Tribune.
Tags: satire
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