Horoscopes: Issue 26 2025

Horoscopes: Issue 26 2025

Pisces
You have been drinking way too much alcohol and having too much fun considering how close to the end of the semester we are. Time to take a break from staying up until 3am every night of the weekend and time to lock yourself in the library to get shit done.
Your tattoo style: Half-tone

Libra
You have changed your degree so many times it feels like you will never leave this goddamn era of your life. Don't worry, the next one will be the perfect fit for you. Until then, keep that “Cs get degrees” mentality to ensure the uni will actually let you into papers.
 Your tattoo style: Portrait

Aries
You may feel like that person who you meet in line for the club is the one, and the whirlwind pre-summer romance is the best thing on your schedule right now. But please don’t fucking forget about that last essay for that one paper you have neglected all semester.
Your tattoo style: Lettering and script

Sagittarius
You haven't been putting as much effort into relationships as you should be. Your flatting group for next year is talking shit about you as a result so try to make an effort to catch up with them, even if it is just for a quick coffee and a chit-chat.
Your tattoo style: Realism

Aquarius
This month is your last with a very special group of people. Take everything in as much as you can but don't get too sad, a new group of friends will come your way very soon. When they eventually come around, don’t get too worked up trying to be friends with them, you have a great vibe that attracts people.
Your tattoo style: Patchwork
 
Scorpio
If you haven’t already got a Halloween costume in mind, you’re pretty much fucked. Get your ass to the Warehouse and buy a costume ASAP – you don't want to be the only person at the host repeating their outfit from Hyde Street Party.
Your tattoo style: Stick-and-poke

Cancer 
Your hormones and emotions have been all over the place for the last month, but don't let that get you down. This week is about to be the best one yet! Think fun, friends, adventures, and lots of random free shit. 
Your tattoo style: Dotwork

Leo
This week a big bill will come rolling in and absolutely fuck that modest amount of savings that you have been consistently transfering out of for a quick sweet treat. Time to lock in and take your finances a bit more seriously, otherwise you will be stuck asking mum and dad to cover rent this week.
Your tattoo style: Minimalist

Capricorn
Your last assignment has been pulling you down, and spending some time outside can help refill your cup like no other. You need to take a break this week: grab a rice ball and walk through the Botans.
Your tattoo style: Doodles

Taurus
You have been tossing and turning at night, and it's probably got something to do with the heart attack levels of caffeine running through your system. Fantasizing about a spicy romance is always a good way to get to sleep!
Your tattoo style: Line art

Virgo
Information and juicy gossip will be flowing like water down a waterslide this week. Be sure to have your ear to the ground and your fingers crossed that you're not the headline of this week's biggest scandal. Knowing you though, you probably will be.
Your tattoo style: Water Colour

Gemini
Your life is looking like a Pinterest board this month. You are getting enough sleep, vegetables and sun – unheard of for an Otago student. Keep it up and you actually may lose that perpetual cough everyone in a Dunedin flat gets as a rite of passage.
Your tattoo style: Traditional/American traditional

This article first appeared in Issue 26, 2025.
Posted 2:05pm Monday 13th October 2025 by The Orb.