In a ground-breaking study done by the University of Otago, it turns out that the weed you smoked two weeks ago was not, in fact, laced. You just have a low tolerance and were trying way too hard to impress your flatmate’s stoner friends.
The study was seen by Top Scientist, Dr Shelle Gerfitz, who tested the potency of said weed by giving it to a bunch of fresher chicks on Clyde Street, and then herself.
After taking a long drag of the joint, Dr Gerfitz explained to the Tribune that, in your defence, the weed is “pretty fucking good for this time of year.”