Ranked, in order:
- Always make sure a glass of wine is available
- Drive a large vehicle and then you can see more
- Fun and failure start the same way
- Advice is much harder to make up if you don’t have it pre-prepared
- The best way to keep your clothes white is by using warm wash, that way you get the power of hot and cold
- For all you fresher lads, if you don’t know if you love someone, then you probably don’t, because if you did love them, you would
- At the end of the day, stressing, panicking and being angry only hurts yourself
- Learn what it means to work hard, it’s a valuable skill
- Remember that given the life they’ve led, what someone thinks, experiences and feels, is the truth to them. Learn to appreciate them for it
- On the other hand, just because you can articulate a thought, doesn’t make it the truth. Or rational for that matter
- Get STI checks regularly and remember that too much alcohol is linked to colon cancer
- Cleanliness is close to godliness. Also, a clean home is the sign of a wasted life
- For the fresher lasses, don’t straighten your hair too much. It has been linked to hair loss. Curly hair is better than no hair
- Exercise, sleep, friends and meals at the table is about so much more than a healthy body
- Remember the fastest races are the ones you have if you’re using two different elevators
It’s been a pleasure,
Aroha Nui
Mumma Zo and Aunt Jim
P.S. Aunt Kell wants you to think seriously about NZ bird of the year