“I’ve been on Ancestry.com, that means I can dress like a chola,” claims local third year student Becky Kane upon purchasing her Hyde St keg party costume. Kane justified her lazily stereotypical costume of a Mexican drug cartel member through “watching Narcos” and proving that she is in fact 1/64th Spanish. Kane says that this costume represents her “heritage,” despite having zero knowledge of Mexican history or culture. When asked if she believed her fake moustache, poncho and sombrero is an offensive stereotype, she deflected the question by ranting about “social justice warriors”. Kane has since refused to answer any further questions.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Te Arohi
MORE COLUMNS
- Crossword Answers - Issue 14 2026
- Proctology 33
- Moaningful Confessions: The one that got away… For three years
- Horoscopes: Issue 14 2026
- Joint Statement On The Legislation (Definition Of A Man and Woman Bill) Amendment Bill
- Editorial: Everything You Missed Over The Break
- Crossword Answers - Issue 13 2026
- Proctology - 31
- Emo Boy: A Night To Forget
- Horoscopes: Issue 13 2026



