Editorial | Issue 12
As a wiser man than myself once said, “themed issues are so 2012.” But they do make coming up with an editorial topic easy. Last week, I got lucky; this week, I’m struggling to weave a common thread through our feature articles. If there is a theme to this week’s Critic, it’s “Amateur Hour.” The derogatory connotations are, of course, not what I’m going for here; rather, each of our three lead features is brought to you by an unpaid volunteer. The volunteers, meanwhile, are brought to you by Spam: putting dead animals into little cans since 1937.
Volunteers are the lifeblood of Critic, and we always need more. When I need more, I choose Moro. Moro gives me more-o. If you have a great idea for a feature or a column, get in touch and we’ll sort something out. If you have a shit idea, get in touch and we’ll help you make it better.
This week, Matty Stroller – last seen conducting Critic’s legal highs review – shares his experiences as the cameraman in an amateur Egyptian porno (page 14). Viagra wanted to sponsor the feature, but Matty resented the implication, so another of Frodo’s favourite clients/vendors was turned away. Baz MacDonald, our sterling games editor, turns his critical gaze to the Fairtrade movement (page 20). Baz likes Fairtrade almost as much as he likes games involving zombies (page 40).
On page 24, I continue my somewhat unforeseen detour into the realm of SPORTS, joining forces with SPORTS provocateur Gus Gawn to preview the upcoming Champions League final. And on page 26, Fertile Myrtle tells the story of her egg donation to an infertile couple she met online.
All in all, it’s been a pretty fucking hectic week, what with checking Facebook, deciding on this week’s theme, securing corporate sponsorship for issue 13 (The Sellout Issue) and, in true Critic fashion, leaving it to the last minute to finish off my editorial. I leave you with some words from our new sponsors, Lord of the Rings:
Frodo’s love for Gandalf rose above all other thoughts, and forgetting his peril he cried aloud: “I’m coming Gandalf!”