For Fuck's Sake | Issue 11
Hello, puny people
Quizzes are really great. If youíre boring and smart, you can do the daily Stuff Quiz. If you are fantastic and awesome, you can do other quizzes. Because thereís no point in knowing anything unless you know which Michael Jackson dance move you are. And what your spirit animal is. And which Game of Thrones character you are. Online quizzes are also perfect for telling you if you are a good kisser and how long you would last in a zombie apocalypse. Today, a quiz told me whether or not I could date Justin Bieber (I couldnít). And whether I will be successful (I wonít). Also my future home (a cave).
Playlists are also great. If you are new to the whole procrastination thing, playlist-creation is a particularly good tactic because it technically counts as study preparation. And it is so much fun that you will forget that you were meant to be studying in the first place. Win-win!
I have a wonderful friend who likes to procrasti-bake. As in baked goods. As in cake. This is a very good form of procrastination because it makes nice smells and nice food and people will love you.
Fuck it, go out on the town. You know you arenít going to study anyway. If youíre going to procrastinate, why not get off the couch and go out and do exciting things? Itís okay to be a lazy fuck. Just donít lie to yourself about it. It is an absolutely shit time of year because there are shitloads of assignments, the crappy weather is setting in, and exams are looming. But donít let that turn you boring. Instead, procrastinate! I procrastinated for five hours whilst writing this column about procrastination, and it was a blast. Try it. You know you want to.