Love Online | Issue 08

Love Online | Issue 08

Critic created a female internet dating profile expecting a low standard of suavity. But not even we could be prepared for the barrage of sheer ineptitude that followed, each new suitor representing a new nadir in the evolution of mankind.

This column is a word-for-word transcript of an actual message received by Criticís online dating profile. You canít make this shit up.

Subject: A hot proposition for you!


Hey baby girl you sound delicious! This dirty daddy dom would luv to get his filthy old hands on you're fine form and teach you how to please him! So if you have any interest in a light exploration of the bdsm world at all I'm here to help! I'm also a sweet and generous daddy who will spoil you in all ways and treat you like a princess, If your interested tell daddy all your wants and desires and he will make them happen for his princess if he can!
This article first appeared in Issue 8, 2013.
Posted 5:13pm Sunday 21st April 2013 by Lovebirds.