This column is a word-for-word transcript of an actual message received by Critic’s online dating profile. You can’t make this shit up.
Subject: I would have more chance of winning lotto but then
I have climbed mountains in the himalays ,got wet n wild in dutch orgies and been arrested in nthe amason so winning losing cuming and going its all about the journey,Im riding on the train so dont need to carry the bags on my head,
Bigger than most smaller than some
Got a ticket come and take a ride
- D