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Pop Quiz Online.

 
 
Boy: question 1: how often do you check your breasts out in public?
Girl: umm, not very often, hardly at all 
Girl: i mean, unless there’s a mirror or a window reflection
  Boy: or, unless, you're looking down your own top!
12:18 PM Boy: question 2: would you ever stop to stare down your own top, mid 
  conversation, in a bar, multiple times?
Girl: hahaha. ummm, no, unless i was on acid and suddenly fascinated
12:19 PM Boy: haha, so true
Girl: or MAYBE if i was paranoid i'd worn a too low-cut top
  and i was checking i was decent
Boy: last night a girl hung out with us that pulled out her singlet and stared down her top on a regular basis, then went round rubbing her chest into everyone at the table.
Girl: oh weird
Boy: girls do that sometimes
12:25 PM Girl: i wonder if they’re fake and brand new.
Boy: haha, no idea.
Girl: that would explain why she’s so hyperaware and proud
12:26 PM and also, wtf: "girls sometimes do that."
Boy: yea, the, "if i rub my tits against you, you'll like me" routine.
Girl: really??
Boy: i'm sure guys have an equivalent.
Girl: that is so gross
12:27 PM Boy: yep
Girl: the only thing i have EVER done, is hug someone a bit too sexually/ close, but only when it’s clear that feeling is mutual
  like, i give the boy the 'hug power' to pull me close / keep me away
  Boy: her friend then started running that routine.
  and she added batting eye-lashes and puppy-dog eyes.
12:28 PM Girl: god, i bet these are the kind of girls who read stupid magazines and talk about how men are assholes and "why dont i ever meet nice guys??"
Boy: yep, probably
Girl: you don’t meet nice guys by putting yourself on a meat market ladies
  Boy: haha, totes.
12:29 PM Girl: nice / cool guys think that's gross.
Boy: anyway, i still went to karaoke and sung some songs
Girl: unless they’re really drunk / desperate and MIGHT do you for ONE night but they certainly wouldn’t want anything serious
  Boy: please, i think i've been the drunkest and most desperate
  and i STILL don't go there
  Girl: haha, true
  Boy: it just doesn't work.
12:30 PM Girl: it's that whole "self-fulfilling prophecy" thing – expect men to be gross assholes, pick them up as if that’s how they are, and that’s what you'll get.