Pisces
With things getting increasingly out of budget, it might be time to turn one of your hobbies into a side hustle for the next R1 Market Day. Wrangle your flatmates into helping, pay in drinks and start a makeshift factory line during free hour of power.
Your character from The Office: Kelly Kapoor
Taurus
You are a major over-thinker. You're still remembering some slip up you had weeks ago which still haunts your dreams. It's time to pop some chill pills and realise that everyone else is too busy overthinking their own lives to remember your mistakes.
Your character from The Office: Pam Beesly
Gemini
Your computer is on its last legs – hope you’ve got your funeral outfit picked out. It’s time to borrow your flatmate's car and make a trip down to JB Hi-Fi before your next assignment, or else you’re lowkey fucked.
Your character from The Office: Creed Bratton
Libra
You have been far away from your situationship recently (not just emotionally this time). Now that you’re both back in Dunners, meet up and rekindle your romance. Make their flatmates complain about the noise level the next morning, and put those mattress springs to work!
Your character from The Office: Jim Halpert
Capricorn
Respectfully, it's time to clean that biohazard you call a room. It's not ok to be sleeping with half the flat’s dishes in your bed! Your flatmates are sick of keeping clear of your door because of the smell. And they want their dishes back.
Your character from The Office: Stanley Hudson
Aries
The nostalgia is running high this week. You're going to get a flood of good old pre-uni memories, back when you still had pocket money and your parents would take you on a summer holiday to Australia and it felt like you were on the other side of the world.
Your character from The Office: Ryan Howard
Virgo
You have had an itch recently which you haven't been able to scratch. This week it's time to dig up the money your grandma gave you for Christmas, and freak the cashier at Peaches and Cream out with the insane haul you're buying.
Your character from The Office: Dwight Schrute
Sagittarius
A sign from the Universe this week will leave you wondering what you are with that situationship you've had for the past month. Is it finally time to turn your Facebook status to dating? Soft launch your relationship to your parents? Or are you forever doomed to be friends with benefits…?
Your character from The Office: Oscar Martinez
Scorpio
Your mum swore to you that throwing out food means a kid somewhere else will go hungry. But some of the items in your fridge have started the fermentation process, and unless you're trying to get a doctor's note to get out of your next test, I'd advise not eating any of it.
Your character from The Office: Kevin Malone
Leo
You missed an important assignment this week. So it’s time to beg your professor (on bent knees) for a two day extension on something you had a month to complete. If begging doesn't work, maybe a cup of coffee or an interpretive dance will work as a bribe.
Your character from The Office: Phyllis Vance
Cancer
You’re beginning to think about where you’ll flat next year. With this year's “roaring success” you may want to consider somewhere a bit more habitable. With the amount of mold and wind whistling through your window, reconnecting with nature is easy. But it’s time you reconnect with your immune system and get double glazing.
Your character from The Office: Nellie Bertram
Aquarius
Binge watching Dexter and How To Get Away With Murder again? Your friends are going to start questioning whether they are safe around you anymore. This is an opportunity to find out who are your ride or dies, versus those who will squeal to the cops at the first sign of stress.
Your character from The Office: Michael Scott
