Da Juicy Joint

Da Juicy Joint

Island Gewl

Ngā kai

  • 1½ cups frozen pineapple
  • ¼ cup vanilla high-protein yoghurt
  • ½ cup coconut water
  • 1 scoop protein powder
  • ½ tsp chia seeds
  • 4 ice cubes

Juicy Couture

Ngā kai

  • ¾ cup unsweetened almond milk
  • ¼ cup plain or vanilla Greek yoghurt
  • ¾ cup frozen peaches
  • ¼ cup frozen banana
  • ½ tbsp honey, plus more to taste
  • ½ tsp vanilla extract
  • ¼ tsp cinnamon
  • Pinch of ground ginger

Me pēhea te tuku

Add everything except the ice to a blender and blitz until smooth. Add the ice and blend again until thick and creamy. Pour into a glass and get juicy. 

This article first appeared in Issue 22, 2026.
Posted 11:20am Sunday 13th September 2026 by Critic.