Pisces
This month you have felt like ‘a plastic bag, drifting through the wind’ and that is more than okay. Sometimes people just don't feel grounded, and that little voice in your head telling you “we live on a floating rock, nothing matters” really does not help.
Your 2010’s cultural moment: Lady Gaga’s meat dress
Libra
You have been really good at seeing the beauty in things lately. Whether it is a ray of sun highlighting a door or pretty flowers, you never see the shadows or rotting roots. This is great for you but it pisses everyone else off, so try keeping that smirk off your face.
Your 2010’s cultural moment: ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ being published
Aries
Aries, you are striving to achieve your goals. This week you will hit a road block and have to pivot, but don't feel disheartened. This just takes you closer to the road you are meant to take. The path with least resistance feels like the right one, but don't just go down it because it is easier.
Your 2010’s cultural moment: ‘Bye Sister’
Sagittarius
You have been seeking the meaning of life for a while now, even if you don't notice it. Your thirst for knowledge and a ‘deeper’ understanding of everything will grow stronger. Make sure you don’t freak the fuck out if you realise that there is nothing to know but knowing how you want to live.
Your 2010’s cultural moment: Kim K’s ‘Paper Magazine’ cover
Aquarius
Your vision for the future is becoming clearer and clearer with every day that passes. You’re a little bit eccentric and value your independence, so if people don’t agree with your thoughts at first, just know that they will see you thriving soon, and be jealous as fuck.
Your 2010’s cultural moment: The Ice Bucket Challenge
Scorpio
You are known as the mysterious friend of the group. Your aura is even stronger this week, so try to use it to meet people. These strangers usually feel very comfortable with you and will pour their hearts out on the first meeting. Lord knows you love gossip.
Your 2010’s cultural moment: White and Gold or Blue and Black?
Cancer
As an empath to the max, you have noticed your Aquarius friends are feeling a little bit unstable right now. Give them a little bit more support than usual, this will reward you immensely in the future. Remember, you reap what you sow, therefore be sure to sow kindness and love.
Your 2010’s cultural moment: Leonardo DiCaprio winning his first Oscar
Leo
Your confidence is starting to dwindle, and you should let it. Those around you are a little sick of the passion that seems to shine through everything you do. It's okay to embrace your sadness every once in a while, just don't go drowning in it.
Your 2010’s cultural moment: ‘Queer Eye’ reboot
Capricorn
You are an ambitious creature by nature. Recently a big decision has been made for you. Whether you are happy with the result is neither here nor there, just make sure that you know deep down that it is for the best. The universe will never steer you wrong, Capricorn.
Your 2010’s cultural moment: Poot Lovato
Taurus
In the past, you have been the person making sure that those around you feel loved, supported, and grounded. Now do that for yourself. Take some time out of every week to ensure that you feel happy, and aren't just putting on a facade to appease those you care for you.
Your 2010’s cultural moment: Brangelina split
Virgo
There is a difference between being a bad bitch and wanting to scrap everyone in sight. You probably need to see a therapist. Try crowd funding amongst your classes and the Pint Night crowd, I'm sure they would be happy to lend a dollar or two.
Your 2010’s cultural moment: ‘Crazy Rich Asians’ (AKA best plane movie) premieres
Gemini
Ever heard of a chill pill? Try popping the whole bottle.
Your 2010’s cultural moment: Beyoncé’s VMA’s pregnancy announcement