Aquarius
You have a good head on your shoulders, so why are you leading them on? It’s not like you to be so flaky with romance and friendships. Figure out what you want and commit – it won’t be easy, but it’s better than the guilt, Aquarius.
Habit to pause: Hitting snooze.
Pisces
It feels like Pisces season will never end, but you know by now that it feels like that literally every year. You’ve taken up a bit of maladaptive daydreaming lately even though you’re not even stressed yet. Instead of ignoring it, take a second to think about what your inner fantasy world is revealing to you as Mercury leaves Pisces.
Habit to pause: Drunk darts.
Aries
You have been fucking on one lately, and it’s just on the up from here. All the good hair and skin days are going to your head a bit though. This kind of godlike confidence is not sustainable, so enjoy it, but don’t beat yourself up when it has to fade again.
Habit to pause: Thinking you're not That Bitch.
Taurus
A sticker chart would do you some good. You’re running out of motivation, which is making you nervous. Maybe the anxiety is actually what’s nerfing your drive? Rediscover things that give you encouragement, and keep pushing like you always do.
Habit to pause: Uni vending machines.
Gemini
Gemini, why aren’t you posting? Cutting down on screen time may make you feel a bit superior, but it’s okay that a lot of your social life is online. We’re students, after all, and you need that network around you.
Habit to pause: Bitching about your flatmates to your mum.
Cancer
It’s a bit of a clumsy week for you – you’re going to be a bit more of a klutz than usual, but it’s okay. You’ll pick yourself back up for the better. Humiliation is humility, after all, and that’s something that’s not your strong suit. A good cuddle with your teddy or bestie should sort it all out.
Habit to pause: Not buying yourself treats at the supo.
Leo
How’s building your sex playlist going? The excitement (and free condoms) of O-Week seem to get you fucking going. Or going fucking. It’s never a good idea to break hearts this early in the year, though. Yes, I know it’s tempting.
Habit to pause: Listening to workout mixes while not working out.
Virgo
You’ve been feeling like an outsider lately, so embrace it and go people watching. Mercury entering Aries will give you a bit of boost in your communication skills, but they are best used on yourself. You come across as a bit of an NPC right now, but is that because you’re treating others as NPCs too?
Habit to pause: Apologising too much.
Libra
Uni is a fashion show, and the aisles of Central Library are your runway, apparently. Make sure to strut your stuff this week, but can you do it a bit quieter? Wearing headphones doesn’t mean you’re not making a ruckus to everyone else.
Habit to pause: Forgetting your passwords.
Scorpio
Get moving instead of carrying all your tension in your body. You will always have conflict between your fiery personality and your water sign instinct and intuition. YouTube yoga is pretty fire and would probably help with how quietly seething you’ve been feeling. Better than taking it out on others.
Habit to pause: Noon wakeups.
Sagittarius
This is the time to get into your activities era, but try branching out beyond your usual go-tos. I want to see you at a book club, group fitness, a political club, and more. Try going along to something where you know no one, instead of dragging your mates along.
Habit to pause: Canceling plans.
Capricorn
You’re becoming a bit of a wanker. It’s going beyond irony at this stage. It’s not the end of the world – a lot of people go far while being stone cold bitches. Think carefully about whether you want to be one of them, though. Capricorn, start playing the long con or you won’t get invited to weddings and things down the line.
Habit to pause: Oodie in public.