Jan 20 - Feb 18

Being numb and having no feelings is actually not normal. In fact, it’s rather concerning. Ease up on the sociopathy this week, and try to find some emotion deep within the creases of your soul. 

DIY project: Clean your mojo dojo casa house. 

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20

You’ve got lots of feelings and plenty of delusional dreams, but don’t let that get in the way of experiencing the everyday joys of life. The grass isn’t greener on the other side, it’s green where you water it. 

DIY project: Pick up a new journal. 

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

I am once again reminding you that actions have consequences, you can’t run and deflect from every situation you encounter. 

DIY project: Crochet.

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20

Normalise accountability. Normalise self-awareness. Normalise watching your tone. Normalise being a kind and caring civilian. 

DIY project: Make friendship bracelets. 

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20

Shoutout to all the Geminis across the world. You are the brightest of people, the shiniest of stars, and embrace the joié de vivre of life. Keep being zesty! 

DIY project: Develop your old film. 

Cancer

Jun 21 - July 22

You should probably go to class and get the degree you voluntarily signed yourself up for. Oh also, stop talking so much shit. 

DIY project: Decorate your room.

Leo

July - Aug 22

Leo, now is the time to MANIFEST all your hopes, dreams, and desires. August is a powerful month, so exert all that positive energy while you can.

DIY project: Build a vision board. 

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

Remember, there’s a remarkable difference between venting, gossiping, and bitching, and it’s important to distinguish between the three. You don’t wanna keep starting shit in the flat. 

DIY project: Make a tin can phone. 

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

You love to live life in excess, but sometimes it’s a little too much. Be sure to watch your alcohol intake this week, nothing good ever came from blacking out! 

DIY project: Yassify your wardrobe. 

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re batshit crazy, and your fuck buddy has no clue. 

DIY activity: Paint a self-portrait. 

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

Inflation is your worst enemy, the winter power bills have got you, and cash is scarce. It’s time to embrace your inner hustler in order to find new and innovative ways to make more money as the capitalist hellscape soldiers on. 

DIY activity: Knitting. 

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

The Capricorn girlies need some extra love and support right now. If you have a Capricorn girlboss in your life, give them a hug and an iced latte. Not for Capricorn dudes though, y’all still suck. 

DIY activity: Cultivate a herb garden.