Jan 20 - Feb 18

Aquarius, it’s time to sack up and take a stand on what matters. You can’t be a passive people-pleaser for the rest of your life, it’s important to have an opinion in the pursuit of what is right.

Activity of the week: Give a shit about the University’s proposed cuts.  

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20

When I'm no longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlour and call myself Scoop Dogg. You should too.

Activity of the week: Give a shit about the University’s proposed cuts. 

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

Aries! Love is on the horizon for you. Chances are you’ve been entertaining a few potential candidates, but soon the time will come to make a final decision as to who you should be exclusive with.

Activity of the week: Give a shit about the University’s proposed cuts.  

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20

Taurus, the going is about to get tough, the hustle is about to be real. The grind? You’re about to be on it. But fuck it, we ball.

Activity of the week: Give a shit about the University’s proposed cuts.  

 

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20

This is for everybody going through tough times, believe me, been there, done that, but every day above ground is a great day, remember that.

Activity of the week: Give a shit about the University’s proposed cuts.  

Cancer

Jun 21 - July 22

You can be easily wrapped up in your own thoughts and feelings, but it is important to take into consideration those around you. This week, be sure to check in on a friend or partner, or plan something fun and special.

Activity of the week: Give a shit about the University’s proposed cuts.  

Leo

July - Aug 22

Leo, protect your peace. Not everyone around you wants the best for you, so it’s time to reel it in on the oversharing. Save the deep stuff for your inner circle.

Activity of the week: Give a shit about the University’s proposed cuts.  

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

Shoutout to all the Virgos this week and their hot, judgemental, critical takes. Keep giving everyone the bombastic side eye they deserve!

 

Activity of the week: Give a shit about the University’s proposed cuts.  

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

Stop procrastinating, you air-headed sack. Those assignments aren’t going to write themselves. If that doesn’t help, remember that each lecture you miss costs like $50.

 

Activity of the week: Give a shit about the University’s proposed cuts.  

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

Scorpios are fascinating. You always seem to maintain the perfect balance of normal, and completely unhinged. The best part: you never know which side will come out! Keep being your feral, kind and tumultuous selves.

Activity of the week: Give a shit about the University’s proposed cuts.  

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

Sagittarius, you need to take a page from the Uni’s book and make some serious cuts to your social circles. Not everyone in your life has to be in your life. Get rid of those toxic vibes, and stand your ground.

Activity of the week: Give a shit about the University’s proposed cuts.  

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

Everyone has a talent. Yours is being a condescending prick. It’s time you familiarise yourself with the concept that you can think it, but you don’t have to say it.

Activity of the week: Give a shit about the University’s proposed cuts.