Jan 20 - Feb 18

It’s time to celebrate yourself, Aquarians! Give yourself a sweet treat and a pat on the back for all your efforts. You deserve it.

Political ideology to subscribe to: Anarchism. 

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20

Pisces, it goes without saying you have been in a rut. It’s time to tune into your emotions and think about what you really want without the opinions of others.

Political ideology to subscribe to: Girlboss capitalism. 

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

Aries, your season is almost over (thank god). This means soon your bad behaviour and erratic tendencies will no longer be excused.

Political ideology to subscribe to: Libertarianism. 

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20

It’s always the same for you. Wake up, drink coffee, make money, suffer. Keep on keepin’ on, baby.

Political ideology to subscribe to: Marxist-Leninism. 

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20

Gemini, it’s time to take up a hobby that isn’t seeking validation from others. At the moment, you’re collecting clowns like a one-man circus.

Political ideology to subscribe to: Liberal Feminism. 

Cancer

Jun 21 - July 22

Cancer, it’s time to actually go outside and do something. You can’t hibernate forever. Remember, the world is more scared of you than you are of it.

Political ideology to subscribe to: Communism. 

Leo

July - Aug 22

Leo! New beginnings are ahead for you. Go at them with full force and embrace the abundance. Period, slay pussy queen!

Political ideology to subscribe to: Crypto Capitalism. 

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

Beep beep, in comes the hate train! You have permission to be an absolute obnoxious pain in the ass this week.

Political ideology to subscribe to: Conservatism. 

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

Be cringe and be free in the pursuit of what you want. Nothing is impossible, the world says I’M possible!

Political ideology to subscribe to: Wobblyism.

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

While it’s great to have strong opinions, it's important to remember that others around you also have a right to their thoughts and feelings. Try listening more than talking this week, and see the other side.

Political ideology to subscribe to: Socialism. 

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

Sag, it’s time to start taking your shit seriously. While it’s great to fuck around and have fun, sometimes it’s important to remember there are repercussions.

Political ideology to subscribe to: Environmentalism. 

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

Capricorns are good at many things, and being condescending is one of them. This week, try respecting other people's feelings by not talking down to them.

Political ideology: Neo-reactionsim.