Horoscopes: Week 26

Horoscopes: Week 26

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18

Forever young is good in theory, but some of us have to live with you. Take some responsibility for how you behave and watch good things come to you. Also, clean your kitchen.

Put on your summer to-do list: Keep a list of every beach you visit.  

 

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20

You’re already dealing with a lot. If you can’t take on someone’s emotions, let it be known. Unspoken boundaries just become resentment. You are strong! 

Put on your summer to-do list: Spend as much time as possible with your homies.

 

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

There are three sides to every story. Your side, their side, and the truth. Be careful who you vent to. Not everyone is going to understand.

Put on your summer to-do list: Have a potluck brunch outside.

 

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20

You’re a rock for your friends to lean on. I hope you’re taking time to care for yourself too while you’re at it. Keep it up, Taurus. They’re loving you!

Put on your summer to-do list: Learn how to dance. 

 

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20

Gemini, you are so cute and your life is full. Happiness isn’t coming – it’s already here. Take a moment to be grateful for that.

Put on your summer to-do list: Host crate day.  

 

Cancer

Jun 21 - July 22

You’re getting in your own way. Relax. It’s okay to have a night off. Worrying about the future is just suffering twice over. Ily. 

Put on your summer to-do list: Reflection and meditation on a daily basis. 

 

Leo

July - Aug 22

Don’t let yourself be caught in the role of organiser. You’re set to have a fun and flirty summer, but you deserve to cruise and enjoy your plans just as much as the rest of your friends. Delegate, delegate, delegate, Leo!

Put on your summer to-do list: A weekend away in an Airbnb.

 

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

You’re doing a lot of self-reflection this month. Go you! But don’t expect results right away. I promise, the universe will let you know it’s working – if you’re listening. 

Put on your summer to-do list: Take yourself out for morning coffees. Ideally by the beach.

 

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

Hope you’re getting your rest in, the next month is going to be full for you! Give in to your inner social butterfly. Be the hottest at the party. It’s your season!

Put on your summer to-do list: Start journaling consistently. 

 

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

Crawl back into your hole. It’s time to shed that exo-skeleton. There may be romance waiting when you emerge…

Put on your summer to-do list: Visit a walking track. Take snacks.

 

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

This Libra season is bringing good things for you too, Sag! You’re mastering the art of detachment and it’s a good look on you. This is the perfect time to rearrange your bedroom and clear out your closet. Be ruthless with the things you don’t need. 

Put on your summer to-do list: Pick some new recipes and cook for your friends & fam.

 

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

If you were a playlist you’d be Discover Weekly. Reinventing yourself every Monday is kinda cringe, not gonna lie. Lean into what make you, you. I promise you’ll be a hit.

Put on your summer to-do list: Get a library card. Put your reading hat on. 

This article first appeared in Issue 26, 2022.
Posted 8:15pm Sunday 9th October 2022 by Critic.