Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18

Aquarius, you’ve been working hard, and getting your priorities in check. You are on the cusp of a new phase of your life. Keep taking the right steps forward, and keep your eyes on the prize. 

Healthy coping mechanism to try: making your coffee at home. 

 

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20

Some people think you’re a little too much, while others think you’re not enough. Don’t let the haters bring you down and discourage you. Not everyone can be pleased with you, so just focus on yourself and your loved ones. 

Healthy coping mechanism to try: daily hot girl walks. 

 

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

It’s time to turn up and fuck shit up. It’s Leo season, and you feel it in your fire sign soul. Go ham, get lit. Live life with no regrets and no boundaries. 

Healthy coping mechanism to try: drinking green tea.

 

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20

Life is hard. Your flatmates suck. You are grinding so hard and yet no one seems to understand how you feel. It’s okay if you need to isolate and be a bit grumpy at the moment. 

Healthy coping mechanism to try: meditation and yoga. 

 

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20

You need to start making the most of the opportunities that are presented to you. You only get one life, and it’s time to start seizing everything that comes your way, no more messing about! 

Healthy coping mechanism to try: manifesting board. 

 

Cancer

Jun 21 - July 22

Stop being so in your head all the time. Let your feelings unleash. Be open, honest and pure to those closest to you. It’s time to leave your intimacy issues and worries in the past. 

Healthy coping mechanism to try: making new friends. 

 

Leo

July - Aug 22

Leo this, Leo that. It’s your month, so it’s time to revel in it. It’s the only time all year that your ego and self-absorption is justified. 

Healthy coping mechanism to try: meal prepping. 

 

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

You know what? You have every right to be enraged. You’re always the logical and sensible one of the group. It’s time to stop taking the high road. Be petty. Scream into the void. Talk shit. 

Healthy coping mechanism to try: anger management classes. 

 

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

Libra, to be honest, you’re kinda thriving. Your nonchalant, laid back approach to life is doing you wonders. Have fun, crack a cold one, and enjoy life for what it is. 

Healthy coping mechanism: accepting the past and moving forward. 

 

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

Oftentimes, you can be a bit of a ‘yes man’. It’s time to stop those bad habits, and set boundaries with those around you. Protect your inner peace besties!

Healthy coping mechanism: seeing a therapist. 

 

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

I hope you realise that most of the time, nobody asked. Your unwarranted and irrelevant opinion is annoying, not helpful. Learn how to read the room for God’s sake. 

Healthy coping mechanism: buying organic produce. 

 

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

Good thing you’re not as stupid as you look!

Healthy coping mechanism: looking into investments.