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Man Breaks into Flat to Rap
Posted 4:43pm Saturday 11th May 2024 by Adam Stitely
A Great King Street complex flat’s Thursday evening was abruptly interrupted on April 25th when an unwanted (rather intoxicated) visitor by the name ‘Strike’ knocked on their door. Under the assumption he was known to one of his flatmates, one of the residents let him in. What Read more...
Reduced Grad Programmes a Cause for Concern
Posted 8:27pm Sunday 5th May 2024 by Gryffin Blockley
Recent cuts by the National-led coalition government to public service graduate programmes have left some students fearful over job prospects after uni. The National-led coalition has been trying to reduce government debt since coming to power last year, and while this reduction is being Read more...
Salmond Fresher Catches Leith Fish With Bare Hands
Posted 8:25pm Sunday 5th May 2024 by Angus Rees
A Salmond College fresher successfully caught (and released) a massie trout in the Leith River a couple weeks ago. Johan Lokman, the resident who made the catch, reported the joys of his new-found hall clout in an interview with Critic Te Ārohi. Johan had been walking back to Salmond from Read more...
Locals HQ Encourages Second-Years to Leave the Nest
Posted 8:23pm Sunday 5th May 2024 by Sam Smith-Soppet
Locals, the hall for the hall-less, has issued a notice stating that “HQ is open to first-years only” after being inundated by a swathe of older students in recent years. For those who don’t know, Locals is a collegiate community at Otago Uni for first-year students who Read more...
Cap Quietly Removed on Sea Lion Trawling Deaths
Posted 8:00pm Sunday 5th May 2024 by Kaia Kahurangi Jamieson
On the 8th of April, the decision to completely remove the country’s Fishing-Related Mortality Limit (FRML) for rāpoke (sea lions) was quietly released on the Ministry for Primary Industries’ website with a 16-page consultation document. The FRML sets the maximum number of Read more...
Mud Wrestling Warms Queen St Flat
Posted 7:57pm Sunday 5th May 2024 by Nina Brown
A Queen Street flat has elevated the flat warming game after holding a WWE-esque mud wrestling match to a cheering crowd of about 40 on Saturday, April 27. A couple days later, Critic Te Ārohi sat down with the brains and brawn of the event, fourth-years Ben and Robbie, for the inside Read more...
University Targets Students in Push for ‘Net Carbon Zero’ Goal
Posted 7:55pm Sunday 5th May 2024 by Hugh Askerud
Otago University’s Sustainability Office is extending an invite to students for support and feedback as it drives towards ‘Net Carbon Zero’ by 2030. The office is looking to expand its efforts through several engagement sessions with students that aim to reflexively inform and Read more...
Foreign Object Found in $4 Lunch
Posted 7:51pm Sunday 5th May 2024 by Hugh Askerud
OUSA CEO Debbie Downs reported to the Exec at their meeting last Tuesday that a “small sharp foreign object” had been found in a student’s $4 lunch on April 18th. OUSA Prez Keegan was distraught – soup day is her favourite day. The Exec also expressed their concerns for the Read more...
Otago Uni Launches New Brand
Posted 11:27am Wednesday 1st May 2024 by Nina Brown
Otago University officially launched its new brand at a dawn ceremony last Wednesday morning on May 1st, unveiling the new tohu (symbol) and reo Māori name Ōtākou Whakaihu Waka on the St Dave’s plinth to a crowd of around 300. The event had a number of speakers from the Uni and Read more...
Students Not Convinced By Government’s ‘Pet-Bond’ Policy
Posted 10:28pm Friday 26th April 2024 by Gryffin Blockley
In a spate of new changes to renting legislation, the National coalition Government announced a new pet bond policy which claims that it will make rentals easier to find for pet owners. The pet bond of two weeks of rent aims to make landlords more accepting of the risk of letting a pet live at their Read more...
Trojan Cafe Locks Their Toilet to Students
Posted 9:56pm Friday 26th April 2024 by Angus Rees
Everyone’s favourite post-town one-stop-kebab-shop Trojan Cafe has broken hearts (and bladders) after students noticed a questionable policy preventing customers from using its bathrooms. It’s almost like they want us to piss in public. The problem was outlined in a UoO Read more...
Changes to DCC Waste Management Loading
Posted 9:54pm Friday 26th April 2024 by Abbie Williams
A Critic Te Ārohi investigation into waste management has uncovered that unlicensed rubbish bags are being taken by collectors. This comes after we sniffed around allegations that students have been storing piles of rubbish in wait of July 1st when DCC will be rolling out their new rubbish Read more...
Re-O Comes to Queen St
Posted 9:48pm Friday 26th April 2024 by Hugh Askerud
Re-O could see a Queen St spin-off after an announcement on the QUEEN/GEORGE 24 Facebook group was met with fierce support from the University’s third-year community. The admin of the page stated that it would be “an awesome opportunity for us…to send off those leaving this year! Read more...
Massive Organisational Effort Keeps Hyde Out of the Headlines
Posted 9:46pm Friday 26th April 2024 by Hanna Varrs
A combination of food and security supply created a Hyde St Party on Saturday April 20th (4/20 leshgo) that went “relatively smooth” according to residents. Critic Te Ārohi takes their word for it, having opted for the gonzo journalistic approach that landed us in the thick of the Read more...
Theology Students Miffed at "Rigged" Exam Timetable
Posted 9:32pm Friday 26th April 2024 by Hugh Askerud
The recently released first semester exam timetable has sparked controversy after Religious Studies students noticed that none of their papers would escape a 6:30pm start time, constituting 72% of the exams in that time slot overall. To say they’re “miffed” would be an Read more...
Disabled Community Protests Against ‘Minister’s Biases’
Posted 9:27pm Friday 26th April 2024 by Hugh Askerud
Dunedin’s disabled community hosted a 100-strong protest on Friday, March 19, against the government’s changes to the structure of Whaikaha, the Ministry of Disabled People, announcing new limits on support services and what disabled individuals can purchase with Read more...
There’s a St Dave’s Insta Hate Account
Posted 9:24pm Friday 26th April 2024 by Hanna Varrs
St David Lecture Theatre has been suffering under the tirade of an Instagram account dedicated purely to chatting shit about the building. Boasting a current total of 19 followers and 9 posts, @stdavidsbuildinghate is true to their handle. The page’s bio states that they “HATE st Read more...
Students “So Fucking Excited” for Dunedin Mecca
Posted 8:30pm Sunday 21st April 2024 by Gryffin Blockley
Hold your Frank Green drink bottle tight because cosmetics giant Mecca is opening a store in Dunedin later this year. The chain confirmed the rumours to the Otago Daily Times after job positions were posted online. The store is set to open at an unspecified location on George Street – likely Read more...
Bot Takeover Prompts Private Castle24
Posted 8:14pm Sunday 21st April 2024 by Gryffin Blockley
The Castle24 Facebook group has been invaded – not by freshers, but by hundreds of bot accounts claiming to sell tickets to the Hyde St Party. What started as a trickle of scammers has turned into a shit storm of hundreds of bots in the lead-up to Hyde, leaving students confused about who to Read more...
Dusty Laps for Life
Posted 8:05pm Sunday 21st April 2024 by Nina Brown
Suicide prevention trust ‘Life Matters’ hosted Laps for Life at North Grounds on Sunday, April 14. Fuelled by the sausage sizzle, the crowd of 200 yellow-dressed attendees cumulatively ran 1,954 km (over the length of Aotearoa) eclipsing the original goal of 365 km before lunchtime. Read more...


