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Vitalogy | Issue 16

Posted 12:09pm Sunday 24th July 2016 by Prof's Wood & Ruddock

Men of science moved on from a the superstitions of the past, when monthly bleeding in females was believed to be punishment from God for Women’s original sin. Though repugnant, menstruation is a natural function of the uterus in women of childbearing age.   The delicacy of the Read more...

Sexcellent | Issue 16

Posted 12:04pm Sunday 24th July 2016 by Sexcellent

Hey Sexcellent,  I’m a girl, and I think I have a high sex drive and I really enjoy porn. Is that weird? Is there something wrong with me?  From, 2Horny   Heya 2Horny!  First I am going to say a big loud resounding NO—there’s absolutely nothing Read more...

Dear Ethel | Issue 16

Posted 12:00pm Sunday 24th July 2016 by Student Support

Dear Ethel, I’ve always been into girls but lately I’ve also found myself attracted to certain guys. Sometimes it feels like there is pressure to either be gay or straight, and I don’t know any other guy who is bisexual. Do bisexual men even exist? I don’t know where to go Read more...

Something Came Up | Issue 16

Posted 11:55am Sunday 24th July 2016 by Isa Alchemist

Human bits. Pimples, hairs, dry skin, scabs. Peeling skin can keep me happy for hours. I liked to pick at the soft white skin between my toes. Until it bled. Then my dad discovered me absorbed in my toes. Disbelief, disgust and a dawning realisation that I was probably the source of his smelly Read more...

Editorial | Issue 16

Posted 10:11am Sunday 24th July 2016 by Hugh Baird

The time-honoured tradition of waking up at Rhythm and Vines next to a warm beer for brekkie is sadly over. In their debatable wisdom, the powers that be have decided to put an end to the happy campers bringing in their own alcohol.    If the decision was based on the events of 2014 - Read more...

Love Is Blind | Issue 15

Posted 1:39pm Sunday 17th July 2016 by Lovebirds

Critic’s infamous blind-date column brings you weekly shutdowns, hilariously mis-matched pairs, and the occasional hookup. Each week, we lure two singletons to Dog With Two Tails, ply them with food and alcohol, then wait for their reports to arrive in our inbox. If this svounds Read more...

Matters Of Debate | Issue 15

Posted 12:40pm Sunday 17th July 2016 by Otago University Debating Society

Affirmative, by By Squealer the Pig The EU has become more of a super-state than a free trade zone and it is trampling on Britain’s sovereignty.  British lawmakers are beholden to European and Brussels’ parliaments, and often get outvoted on important matters. Read more...

Sexcellent | Issue 15

Posted 12:36pm Sunday 17th July 2016 by Sexcellent

Hi Sexcellent, All of my friends are having sex but at 18 years old, I’m still a virgin. I feel like I’m not part of the group when they sit around discussing their exciting sex lives. I really want to have sex but I have low self-esteem and I’m too self-conscious around guys. Read more...

Vitalogy | Issue 15

Posted 12:31pm Sunday 17th July 2016 by Prof's Wood & Ruddock

Last week I gave a warning to the young ladies of Otago University of men who appear decent on the outside, but inside have an evil spirit visible only through the back of the eye by a keen and knowledgeable observer.  Alas, avoiding degenerate women can prove more difficult even than this. Read more...

Science, Bitches | Issue 15

Posted 12:26pm Sunday 17th July 2016 by Steve-o Hawkins

If you’ve ever watched a gang of militants running around firing off rounds into the air, then it’s probably likely you’ve also wondered what happens when those bullets fall? Do these madmen end up with bullets in their heads themselves? Or do those in the town across the river get Read more...