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ODT Watch | Issue 10

Posted 4:20pm Sunday 4th May 2014 by Kristen Stewart

At first glance this appears to be an awfully inept spelling mistake … but no. It is, in fact, an awful and confusingly contradictory pun about a pacifist’s response to international terrorism. When I give someone a piece of my mind, it is most definitely not peaceful! Incoming Read more...

David Clark | Issue 10

Posted 4:20pm Sunday 4th May 2014 by David Clark

Dunedin delivers in the cultural sphere. It always has. Think Robbie Burns. Think New Zealand’s first University. James K Baxter. iD Fashion. The Dunedin Sound. Six60. I think of the Dunedin books I stumbled across at University, like Dennis McEldowney’s Full of the Warm South or Archibald Read more...

Defending the kingdom | Issue 10

Posted 4:20pm Sunday 4th May 2014 by Elisabeth Larsen

For animal rights activists, Mojo Mathers is a woman who requires no introduction. She is frequently hailed as “the voice for animals,” as well as a trailblazer for people with disabilities. The list MP has been an adviser to the Green Party since 2006, and a Member of Parliament since 2011. Read more...

Editorial | Issue 10

Posted 4:20pm Sunday 4th May 2014 by Zane Pocock

With the OUSA survey results published last week, now seems as good a time as any for Critic to respond to feedback and step back to reassess our efforts. Our feedback was positive overall; we came in as OUSA’s second-most satisfying service and second-most used service, beaten by Events in Read more...

Love is Blind | Issue 09

Posted 1:58pm Sunday 27th April 2014 by Lovebirds

Critic’s infamous blind date column brings you weekly shutdowns, hilariously mismatched pairs, and the occasional hookup. Each week, we lure two singletons to Di Lusso, ply them with food and alcohol, then wait for their reports to arrive in our inbox. If this sounds like you, email Read more...

Science, Bitches | Issue 09

Posted 1:58pm Sunday 27th April 2014 by Laura Illston

Is there something important you’re meant to be doing? As many as 20 per cent of people identify as “chronic procrastinators,” so you are not alone. And by reading this column, you may be able to save yourself. With science! You want to do your homework but, simultaneously, you don’t. You’ve Read more...

Queer Eye | Issue 09

Posted 1:58pm Sunday 27th April 2014 by Orion

Moving on from last week’s introduction to non-monosexuality, today it’s time to bust some myths and talk media representation. Let’s get this out of the way right now: Non-monosexuals are no more likely to cheat, be promiscuous or have trouble committing to a relationship than anyone else. Read more...

Hi Dr. Nick | Issue 09

Posted 1:58pm Sunday 27th April 2014 by Dr. Nick

Hi everybody, I want you to picture two healthy new-born babies; all cute and pudgy and covered in blood and poo, because birth is messy like that. For simplicity’s sake, let’s call them Baby A and Baby B. For complexity’s sake, let’s turn Critic upside-down and try to read the rest of this Read more...

ODT Watch | Issue 09

Posted 1:58pm Sunday 27th April 2014 by Julie Reichenbach

Good try with the cutsie title, ODT. What this article is really about is the systematic murder of 769 rabbits in the “Great Easter Bunny Hunt.” Back in my day, the Easter Bunny hunt entailed searching for chocolate eggs ... times have apparently changed. The ODT appears to be Read more...

Defending the kingdom | Issue 09

Posted 1:58pm Sunday 27th April 2014 by Alex Carroll

Pigs have long been a human meal, being one of the first animals to be domesticated almost 13,000 years ago. Under domestication, pigs lived a similar life to what they had in the wild, bar only the fence around their enclosure. This way of farming pigs remained largely unchanged until the second Read more...

David Clark | Issue 09

Posted 1:58pm Sunday 27th April 2014 by David Clark

Not so long ago, Dunedin’s homeless were regarded as an idiosyncrasy, known by name to students, and looked out for. Now they are becoming too numerous to care about – or so it seems. People don’t stop to speak with the homeless. Instead of an idiosyncrasy, their ubiquity is turning them into an Read more...

Editorial | Issue 09

Posted 1:58pm Sunday 27th April 2014 by Zane Pocock

I sincerely dislike public holidays. I understand that many others do, too. Before I explain, I feel the need to emphasise that I am a big supporter of increasing workers’ rights. I’m not at all a fan of what currently seems to be an inevitable enslavement by employment, I understand the Read more...

Love is Blind | Issue 08

Posted 4:31pm Sunday 13th April 2014 by Lovebirds

Critic’s infamous blind date column brings you weekly shutdowns, hilariously mismatched pairs, and the occasional hookup. Each week, we lure two singletons to Di Lusso, ply them with food and alcohol, then wait for their reports to arrive in our inbox. If this sounds like you, email Read more...

Science, Bitches | Issue 08

Posted 4:31pm Sunday 13th April 2014 by Laura Illston

Invisibility would be an awesome superpower. Are you socially avoidant? Just throw on your handy invisibility cloak and you’re good to go! And maybe you don’t want to hide. Maybe you just want to conceal your peanut butter so your flatmates will stop stealing it. What does science have to say about Read more...

Queer Eye | Issue 08

Posted 4:31pm Sunday 13th April 2014 by Orion

Greetings, fellow humans: Today we set out to explain a relatively simple concept: not everyone is more attracted to one sex/gender than another. Let’s think of people as food. You like pizza, right? Maybe you don’t, but you’re not going to get up in my grill if I do. Some people also Read more...

Hi Dr. Nick | Issue 08

Posted 4:31pm Sunday 13th April 2014 by Dr. Nick

Hi everybody, Winter is coming. The white walkers are approaching, the Lannisters are sending their regards, and everybody you’ve grown attached to is being killed in the most gut wrenching of ways. Fuck you, George R. R. Martin. As winter approaches, not only do we see an increase in the Read more...

ODT Watch | Issue 08

Posted 4:31pm Sunday 13th April 2014 by Kristen Stewart

The ODT is your one stop shop for news of the royal visit! All the drooling and irrational obsession you could possibly hope for over the duration of their stay is to be found in the ODT’s special “royal tour” feature! Funny how so far none of the articles have mentioned how the visit is Read more...

David Clark | Issue 08

Posted 4:31pm Sunday 13th April 2014 by David Clark

“Sex is fun; religion is funnier.” Some in my theology class took offence. The theology professor who issued the statement was one of my more entertaining ones. It was him who used to call me “mister tippy-tappy.” Apparently some in the class didn’t think it appropriate to laugh about either Read more...

Editorial | Issue 08

Posted 4:31pm Sunday 13th April 2014 by Zane Pocock

Whenever I hear someone say “gay” in a way that means “lame” or “stupid,” I tense up a bit. Worse still is “faggot,” laden as it is with an atrocious history of meaning in relation to gay people. It’s a genuine physical reaction that I never would have expected considering these are words that don’t Read more...

Love Is Blind | Issue 07

Posted 4:50pm Sunday 6th April 2014 by Lovebirds

Critic’s infamous blind date column brings you weekly shutdowns, hilariously mismatched pairs, and the occasional hookup. Each week, we lure two singletons to Di Lusso, ply them with food and alcohol, then wait for their reports to arrive in our inbox. If this sounds like you, email Read more...