Sports

Sports stars are literally getting away with murder

Posted 3:00pm Sunday 21st September 2014 by Daniel Lormans

This week we are back to normal sports news after last week’s wildly popular election special issue saw the sports desk jump on its high horse and try its hand at some loosely sport-related political commentary. We are not known for our unbiased approach when it comes to sports reporting so I didn’t Read more...

Match fixing condemned in sports but encouraged in politics...

Posted 4:38pm Sunday 14th September 2014 by Daniel Lormans

This week as New Zealand gets ready to go to the polls we have a timely report from the sports corruption desk, which brings to light an interesting double standard when it comes to laws allowing for the prosecution of athletes involved in match fixing. This also opened up a discussion about the Read more...

Premier League silly season breaks spending records

Posted 11:52pm Sunday 7th September 2014 by Daniel Lormans

To the ridiculously expensive football desk where the transfer window has just closed and the best part of £1 billion has been spent. This obscene amount of money spent in this transfer window highlights just some of the absurdity in English football, with many fans and managers wishing that the Read more...

Another year, another trophy for the All Blacks

Posted 5:55pm Sunday 31st August 2014 by Daniel Lormans

To the predictably triumphant rugby desk where the World Champion All Blacks have locked away the Bledisloe Cup for the 12th year in a row with Richie and the boys setting some new records along the way. Their haul of 51 points at Eden Park was a record against the Wallabies, our man Aaron Smith Read more...

A Season of Fire and Ice: The Game of Premier League Thrones

Posted 12:53am Monday 18th August 2014 by Daniel Lormans

This week we go to the Weirwood and Valyrian steel football desk where over the past few years our two favourite things to illegally stream online have been HBO’s violent, softcore-pornography drama, Game of Thrones, and the less violent but equally awesome male soap-opera that is the English Read more...

Sarcastically celebrating a super season of super rugby

Posted 9:16pm Sunday 10th August 2014 by Daniel Lormans

This week the Super rugby desk signs off for 2014 with a lighthearted look at how our five New Zealand teams fared over the season. We have given them a grade based on the merits of their players and performances. Disclaimer - this article contains a heavy dose of irreverent southern bias while also Read more...

Gentlemen, start your conspiracy theory engines ...

Posted 9:43pm Sunday 3rd August 2014 by Daniel Lormans

This week’s report comes from the motorsports desk, with the Formula One season having just reached its halfway point allowing a well-deserved break for the drivers and their crews. Mercedes are the on-form team of the season so far, having won nine of the eleven races, and with their drivers Nico Read more...

Where did all the Newcastle supporters come from?

Posted 10:15pm Sunday 27th July 2014 by Daniel Lormans

To the “it’s not soccer, it’s football” desk and there are reports of a bumper day for Dunedin black and white face paint retailers as the “Football United” tour kicked off in Dunedin last Tuesday with English Premier League side Newcastle United taking on Australian also-rans, Sydney F.C. Read more...

Critic 2014 Football World Cup awards

Posted 5:12pm Sunday 20th July 2014 by Daniel Lormans

To the black, red and yellow World Cup desk where, like a good holiday in Brazil, it is fun at the time but you’re always happy to get home and back to normal once it’s all over. The 2014 edition of the World Cup was very exciting with a record amount of goals scored and enough controversy and funny Read more...

The good, the bad and the ugly of Unipol

Posted 6:52pm Sunday 13th July 2014 by Daniel Lormans

This week we are checking in with the sweaty, grunting and largely ignored student fitness desk, where we know that being a University of Otago student comes with more perks than just a six-figure student debt and a decent chance to score a drunken pash at Boogie Nites. We also know that you can do Read more...