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Just kidding but hereís some graphs

Oopsies, we’re reporting on politics. Can’t help but engage with a good bit of data. We polled students on the Dunedin Electorate, seeing as that’s where the majority of students live. Sorry, Taieri. We know students live there too.

In the past, I’ve tried to show that polls can be bullshit. 91% of students don’t want to eat Stewart Island-sourced Kiwi meat, but we managed to design a poll that showed that result. Do keep that in mind. Our sample size for this poll was 134 people. The poll was advertised on our facebook page, so the data below represents “students who follow Critic on Facebook”, not “all students”. Also, there is no way to guarantee that the people who responded were students, or even not the same person. All polls have flaws.

Colmar Brunton and Reid Research sample about 0.00031% of the eligible voting population for their national polls. Critic beat their standard by sampling 134 students to get this data, or 0.0029% of students at Otago (almost 10x more representative).

Without further ado:

 

On the Referenda:

Caption: About three quarters of us want to #legalise it. No surprises here. Look at how nice that breakdown is - almost exactly a quarter say no! So nice when numbers work out like that.

Caption: Legalising medically-assisted suicide is slightly more popular than legalising weed. I guess the whole “if it’s more accessible, more people will want to try it” argument doesn’t really hold here.

Caption: Labour and National are duking it out for 50% of the vote, with a slight blue edge. Greens dominate the other half, with TOP and ACT cleaning up the scraps. Critic says Nats and Labour oughta sock wrestle for 2nd.

Caption: National edges out the Greens and Labour, but just barely. TOP had a better showing than ACT or NZF, which pulled in similar numbers. Many Dunners students don’t vote here. There is no listed Māori candidate running for MP. Looks like a pretty even split.

 

Question: What issue do you care most about? One word answers.

By far, the two dominant answers were ‘climate’ and ‘economy’.

But there were some nuances. Let’s break this down by party vote:

People who voted Labour seemed to have their concerns split equally between society, health, environment and the economy, each receiving 4 or 5 mentions. There was a nice shoutout to “kindness”.

People who voted National overwhelmingly mentioned “economy”, which brought in exactly two thirds of the votes. The remainder focused on health and education.

People who voted Greens obviously cared about the environment, which pulled in 23 of their 58 votes. They also cared about another type of greens: “weed” accounted for six votes. “Equality” and “health” both pulled about ten votes, with health splitting evenly between Covid concerns and mental health concerns.

 

There were few enough people who voted for the remaining parties that we can list their individual votes.

People who voted TOP said education, housing, people, environment and sustainability.

People who voted ACT said economy, freedom of speech, health, opportunity, economy, and mental health.

People who were undecided said “jobs”. Cool.

NZF didn’t receive a party vote in our poll, but that doesn’t mean they don’t have concerns.

 

Question: Why are you voting this way? Two words.

 

Here’s where the fun begins. Let’s kick it off with an investigation of the word “fuck”. 8/134 of you guys used it in your answers, targeting farmers, National (x3), Collins, capitalism (x2) and all of the candidates.

One of you said: “How could this be done in two words? Here’s an essay.” And then proceeded to write a paragraph partially explaining why they’re voting against weed, which is a very “I don’t smoke weed” thing to do.

Our favourite answer: Jacindaisasmartladywhoknowsherstuffandcanrunthecountrywellintermsofeconomicsbutiwantgreenasdunedinelectorate lol.

Good on you for following the word limit.

The largest themes were generally based on the economy for those voting blue, the environment for those voting green, and red because it’s the “least bad”.

 

Here’s a selection of our favourite answers from each party vote

Labour

lesh go

Love green policies but that party is shit except for chloe love her <3

jacinda love

Policies bro

Feelin it

Weed cool

National acting like muppets

Because yes

Judith sucks

Fuck national

 

National

Absolute king

Woodhouse = gc

Labour sucks

Clark shit

Parent’s influence

Young Nat

Pro Capitalism

Hate tax

Labour = Virtue-signalling

Because

Dad’s Business

 

TOP

Data driven

Different, new

stop labour

Changing Politics

nothing better

 

ACT

Free speech

Need change

Future prosperity

Proper leader

David Seymour can really benefit the NZ!

 

Greens

hot, sweaty

Broke + Woke

Chloe Swarbrick

Everyone elsesucks

based aight

Fuck farmers

Much thinking

Green goodest

TRAINS CHOOCHOO

Fuckcapitalism, socialismrules

 

And that’s that. People seem to care about common issues, and are divided more by disliking other parties rather than supporting individual policies. We’ll see how the election stacks up. Happy voting.

This article first appeared in Issue 21, 2020.
Posted 7:25pm Sunday 4th October 2020 by Fox Meyer.