The College that Cried Wolf.
Knox College got a little hot under the collar on Wednesday night last week, with not one, but two, fire evacuations on the same night. Both callouts involved multiple fire appliances, and residents were forced out into the night air for a little bit of bonding.
Critic attempted to contact Knox College for comment on the incident numerous times, but apparently it is College policy never to answer a ringing phone. We are assuming they all perished in the fires.