Next stop the White House

New OUSA President Logan Edgar has had a meteoric rise in politics. Only weeks ago Edgar was just another bum on a seat in BSNS104: Principles of Economics One. Now he finds himself in charge of a multi-million dollar organisation, and many are tipping him to go on to even greater things.

Critic has unearthed the scary resemblance between Edgar and George W Bush, former President of the United States of America, and questions whether Edgar could one day too sit in the Oval Office.
For starters, Bush was a notoriously average student at Yale, one who rose to the top job in spite of a ledger of C grades. We don’t know Edgar’s academic credentials in detail, but suffice to say that a B- in the BSNS104 midterm doesn’t bode well for his transcript.
Bush also had a penchant for putting his foot in his mouth, with several websites dedicated to his many incisive quotes that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Edgar hasn’t been in the job long, but he has still given us a few crackers so far.
And now to test you: who said these cracker lines during their presidency, Edgar or Bush?
Edgar or Bush?
“I’m not so good at reading.” Answer: Edgar
"People say, well, do you ever hear any other voices other than, like, a few people? Of course I do." Answer: Bush
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." Answer: Bush
"Ooo lunchtime meetings are fun, we can sit there and eat our sammies." Answer: Edgar

Posted 5:11am Monday 25th July 2011 by Gregor Whyte.