“I didn’t really know what the bros were up to during the day,” Zack admitted. “They were always off to go see David, or Burns. Even when they said they were at Castle 2, I went over to the flat on Leith and the boys just told me to fuck off. I felt a bit left out.”
After a long lonely weekday, Zack decided to go for a walk to clear his head. He got a bit lost and ended up at “this fuck-off Clocktower shit. I mean really, it was massive.” To his surprise, there were people everywhere. “I thought a rave was about to start,” said Zack. Feeling a bit nervous, Zack trailed behind a few people heading into ”the Archway.” He told Critical Tribune that he couldn’t wait to tell his flatmates about the secret nightclub he’d found.
To his surprise, Zack stumbled into something he’d only seen online: his lecture theatre. “I felt like I was in the Truman Show [...] nothing made sense anymore.” He saw the lecturer from his “boring” lecture recordings he’d put on when there was nothing good on TV, but this time it was in real life. “It was like meeting a celebrity,” he admitted bashfully.
Feeling like he needed to sit down, Zack parked up at the back. “I’d never been to a lecture in person before,” he told Critical Tribune. “I thought these were all office buildings.” Zack thought the whole experience was really cool. “It was like being inside a movie. I watched the recording and could see myself!” He reckoned he’ll keep up the new hobby, but was a bit disappointed there was no secret nightclub.