Jan 20 - Feb 18
It’s time to give yourself a pat on the back. It’s nearly the end of the year, and you’ve made it this far. Keep pushing onwards my Aquarians xx
Habit to break: procrastination
Feb 19 - Mar 20
I’ve never met a pisces who wasn’t cool, hot and smart. But, don’t let your ego get to you, especially with those mid terms.
Habit to break: over committing to things
Mar 21 - Apr 19
Stuck in lockdown with your flatties? Try going for a morning run to rid yourself of pent up rage.
Habit to break: having a short temper
Apr 20 - May 20
The burden of responsibility and logic is getting the better of you. Stop having your head in the books and try to live a little. Watch a movie, go to a gig, throw up in a club, get arrested.
Habit to break: studying till you burn out
May 21 - Jun 20
Don’t listen to all the things your flatmates are saying. It can be hard to control both your personalities.
Habits to break: smoking
Jun 21 - July 22
Desperate times call for desperate measures. In this case, desperate measures means alcohol.
Habits to break: cynicism
July - Aug 22
You are an expert at calling bullshit - but there’s a time and a place, and it’s not on the piss. Try not to ruin any relationships in drunken rage.
Habit to break: projecting your opinion onto others
Aug 23 - Sep 22
Lockdown will give you some much needed time for study and reflection. Things are on the up!
Habit to break: self criticism
Sep 23 - Oct 22
You should start taking more control over your finances, that means you can buy more outfits for the upcoming spring season.
Habit to break: being irresponsible
Oct 23 - Nov 21
It can be tough at the top, baby! Remember, don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thang. Keep soldiering on.
Habit to break: caring what others think
Nov 22 - Dec 21
Eat a fucking bagel. It will do wonders for you. Cream cheese is best for filling. Hit different after a hangover.
Habit to break: holding onto toxic relationships
Dec 22 - Jan 19
One day, try choosing emotion over logic. Why do you always have to be the sensible friend? It’s time to fuck shit up.
Habit to break: fixing other people’s problems