- We play good music
- We give away free stuff
- There's a cool dog called Charlie
- We have better scoops than Rob Roy
- Your mates probably host a show and you’ve been lying about listening for too long.
- Tom Tremewan and Henessey Griffiths work there, and they definitely didn’t write this.
- We have a weed show, where you can listen to people talk about weed. Yeah, we know, pretty edgy and unique right?
- We're known to play Death Grips at 7am.
- We are literally giving away free money every week.
- Please.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Te Arohi
MORE COLUMNS
- Local Produce: Subpar Analogue Music
- Booze Review: Franky’s Lemon Crush & Cola Lime
- Mi Goreng Graduate: Kofta Kebabs
- OUSA Exec: President-Elect’s Piece
- Moaningful Confessions: Always Have a Plan B
- Horoscopes Issue 25 2025
- Editorial: Get Behind the Rental Warrant of Fitness
- Debatable: Should Athletes Be Allowed to Compete Openly on Performance-Enhancing Drugs?
- Booze Review: Gin Tasting
- Mi Goreng Graduate: Okonomiyaki