- We play good music
- We give away free stuff
- There's a cool dog called Charlie
- We have better scoops than Rob Roy
- Your mates probably host a show and you’ve been lying about listening for too long.
- Tom Tremewan and Henessey Griffiths work there, and they definitely didn’t write this.
- We have a weed show, where you can listen to people talk about weed. Yeah, we know, pretty edgy and unique right?
- We're known to play Death Grips at 7am.
- We are literally giving away free money every week.
- Please.
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