Look at him, standing at the front of the class, mansplaining about physics from a PowerPoint slide. What a twat. Calls himself a “professor” or “doctor” or “lecturer” or something, like I’d give gosh darn hookin-dooky. He’s going on about something called gravitation now. How about my fist gravitating into your face lmao? Idiot. Seriously, who invited this guy?
Posted 11:02pm Thursday 29th August 2019 by The Critical Tribune.
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