Lad Wearing Shorts in Winter; a Harrowing Statement about Climate Change

Lad Wearing Shorts in Winter; a Harrowing Statement about Climate Change

William Maverick of Leith Street isn’t just wearing booty shorts in winter to show off those toned, sinewy, powerful, sexy rugby-player calves. He doesn’t need to prove himself as a man by eschewing trousers, nor is he swayed by the ridicule and emasculation of his flatties (ha ha shorts, wanker). Willie proudly struts his stuff for a good cause.

“The planet is heating up, brah. I’m trying to raise awareness,” Willie said while flexing his beautiful toned legs, muscles rippling under his skin. “It’s a climate emergency. When temperatures rise, you’ll all be wearing shorts.”

Willie was later admitted to Dunedin Public Hospital with advanced hypothermia and remains unavailable for comment.

This article first appeared in Issue 21, 2019.
Posted 11:01pm Thursday 29th August 2019 by The Critical Tribune.