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To set the scene. I had installed Tinder and had trouble building momentum for the first few weeks. All the guys seemed to be the same breather, dropping the same lame pickup lines over and over. Finally I’d matched with a lovely looking guy who had the chat and the looks to pass the test. I was finally going to break my tinder dry spell. My parents were on holiday on this fateful night and my brother was out at pint night making it a perfect night to invite him round. I call him over on this cold Dunedin night and boy, he did not disappoint in person. I open the door to this long-haired slender Romeo wearing some of the most alty clothes I’d ever seen, I knew this guy would be kinky. It didn’t take long to go from flirting whilst sipping vodka and sharing vapes to getting tangled in each other’s arms and making out. The way he would rub my tits made me sure that he knew what he was doing. He whispers in my ear “let’s take this to your room” and his hand pulls mine to his crotch. The heat only escalates in the bedroom. As the clothes came off he gently sucks on each of my boobs. Making the nipples as hard as bullets. His hands do not stray from my tits as his head moves down to my pussy. The feeling between my thighs had felt so good that every lick made my knees twitch. His hands move down to help with his mouth. His fingers had perfect technique making me moan harder and harder. The longer he went the closer I got to the edge, he would notice and then ease up as if he were teasing me to the edge. I couldn’t take it any longer and I let go and came so hard I couldn’t even see what was going on around me. When I came to I looked down and saw him soaked in my juices. The sheets were going to need to be washed as well. However there was one thing I did also notice was my brother’s photos on the wall. To give you horny readers an idea of my house. Me and my brother’s room are right next to each other down a hallway from the living room. I put two and two together and realise that I’ve made a massive fuck up. I’ve just squirted all over my brother’s room. Not thinking at all, I tell my boy to clean up and wait in the lounge. As confused as he was, he gets changed and leaves. Not knowing what to do I switch my bedsheets with his and tell him that we’re staying at his tonight. This was going to be a problem for the morning. Moral of the story ladies, please check which room you’re going in before you squirt in it.