Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.
Honestly? The ODT has published a lot of filth but this takes the cake. The only kind of sex that should be promoted in any piece of media is vanilla missionary sex that lasts for 30 seconds. We bet you don’t even cry afterwards. For shame.
This, dear readers, is it. Art criticism and graphic design as fields of thought have reached their logical conclusion. This is what the entire history of the English language has been leading up to. Each syllable is in beautiful harmony. Perfection.