Top 10 Ways to Disappoint Your Parents

1. Be the admin of a meme page

2. Be a white person with dreads

3. Spoil the last episode of Game of Thrones

4. Get in fights on Stuff article comments

5. Pretend your vibrator is actually your phone on silent mode

6. Drink Nitro

7. Wear your high school leavers jersey four years after leaving high school

8. Belittle humanities and then fail HSFY

9. Become a Soundcloud rapper

10. Being a shit cunt not a sick cunt

This article first appeared in Issue 12, 2019.
Posted 11:50pm Thursday 16th May 2019 by Critic.

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