Screaming Child Doesn’t Seem To Under The Concept of a ‘Whisper Dish’

Screaming Child Doesn’t Seem To Under The Concept of a ‘Whisper Dish’

“What the fuck are they doing?” said Jasper, a third-year student trying to enjoy her lunch outside the museum.

“The instructions are more than clear, you whisper into the dish, and the other person hears you. What’s the point of yelling into the dish if your friend is only like 10 meters away,” continued Jasper, stomping away from the site.

Jasper reportedly heard one last extra loud screech before announcing “Right, that's fucking it. I’m getting my tubes tied.”

This article first appeared in Issue 12, 2019.
Posted 11:44pm Thursday 16th May 2019 by The Critical Tribune.