Top 10 Things to Say As You Cum

  1. Bazinga
  2. Cheeeeaaahoooooo
  3. This is the University of Otago
  4. Uh oh
  5. The warning siren that plays when the library is about to close
  6. Quotes from your favourite Vines
  7. The grunt Tim Allen makes from Home Improvement
  8. All the lyrics to The Cha Cha Slide by DJ Casper aka Mr. C. The Slide Man (movements also optional)
  9. Please place item in bagging area
  10. I love you
This article first appeared in Issue 11, 2019.
Posted 8:40pm Thursday 9th May 2019 by Critic.

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