A local English lecturer has given up actually teaching in his lectures and resorted to the time-hounoured fuck-around that is reading out an author’s Wikipedia page.
One student the Tribune spoke to was amazed at the wealth of knowledge available to her in the lecture. “It is amazing. I didn’t know that Shakespeare was the son of John Shakespeare, an alderman and a successful glover (glove-maker) originally from Snitterfield, and Mary Arden, the daughter of an affluent landowning farmer.”
“What a good use of the thousands and thousands I’m paying to be here.”