Two years ago, I had been out on a date with my (now ex) girlfriend. We'd gotten back into her sleep out at her parents place and were going at it like a couple of pornstars. Despite both of us being really into it, we'd be going for awhile, and didn't have any lube. As we were doing doggy, she pushed back in my dick as I thrusted forward, and I felt a sharp, but quick pinch on the head of my dick. I, being a hard cunt, ignored the pain and kept pounding on. However I noticed that her pussy had become very wet again. I looked down, spots of bright red crimson dropped into her white bed sheets and light grey carpet. “Babe?” I ask, “do you have your period?” “Nah, I had it last week you moron.” So I pull out, and as I pull my foreskin back over the head of my dick, a jet of blood streaks out, like a tube of toothpaste being squeezed, all over my torso, her ass, bed and carpet. Safe to say, your humble narrator was a hard cunt no more. I began screaming in horror, as my blood splattered girlfriend leapt up, threw a robe on, and went to grab some cleanup supplies. I sat on her bed, shaking in horror as she returned, bucket in hand, and began calmly cleaning the gore all around me. She paused, and looked at my crimson flaccid penis with concern. “Babe, I'm gonna need you to hold still for a sec”. She grabbed my cock, and pulled a blood clotted pubic hair from out of my foreskin. This was too much for me, and I sprinted from her room out onto her rain lashed balcony, fully naked and covered in blood, and violently vomited the contents of our dinner date over the railing into the garden below. I returned to her room, shaking, got my clothes on, and walked home in misery.
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