This week, the Otago Daily Times set out on a good old-fashioned road trip.
What could they have discovered? The solitary traffic light in Kaitangata? The shed in Milton that has a smiley face with a ballsack for a nose? The gay nightlife of Gore?
Hell. I’m in Hell.
At least the ODT could predict my reaction:
And then this disgusting headline:
No need to be coy there ODT, we know you’re referring to the Pulsette 7X Pulsating Vibrator, $134.95 from Adulttoymegastore.
For our hindmost remark, a cautionary anecdote of extirpating your writings by means of thesaurus.