ODT Watch | Issue 07

ODT Watch | Issue 07

This week, the Otago Daily Times set out on a good old-fashioned road trip.

What could they have discovered? The solitary traffic light in Kaitangata? The shed in Milton that has a smiley face with a ballsack for a nose? The gay nightlife of Gore?

Hell. I’m in Hell.

At least the ODT could predict my reaction:

And then this disgusting headline:

No need to be coy there ODT, we know you’re referring to the Pulsette 7X Pulsating Vibrator, $134.95 from Adulttoymegastore.

For our hindmost remark, a cautionary anecdote of extirpating your writings by means of thesaurus.

This article first appeared in Issue 7, 2019.
Posted 3:06am Friday 5th April 2019 by R. RY, Bachelor of Arts.