Every week before I open, with trembling hands, the hallowed pages of the ODT I say to myself, “Don’t get your hopes up, Bazza. There’s no way they can come up with a better pun than they did last week. Even genius stoops to mediocrity now and then”. But every week I dare to hope. And every week my hopes are realized:
But it’s not all fun and games at the ODT. Sometimes some things are too important for flippancy (but not too important for a bit of casual racism):
Speaking of serious, what could be more serious than the epiphany that Death comes for us all and that there’s no escape? Seems like an age-appropriate topic for a conversation with a six year old:
Finally, and most seriously of all, the ODT have made a serious allegation of a crime committed almost 80 years ago:
