ODT Watch | Issue 03

ODT Watch | Issue 03

Every week before I open, with trembling hands, the hallowed pages of the ODT I say to myself, “Don’t get your hopes up, Bazza. There’s no way they can come up with a better pun than they did last week. Even genius stoops to mediocrity now and then”. But every week I dare to hope. And every week my hopes are realized:



But it’s not all fun and games at the ODT. Sometimes some things are too important for flippancy (but not too important for a bit of casual racism): 



Speaking of serious, what could be more serious than the epiphany that Death comes for us all and that there’s no escape? Seems like an age-appropriate topic for a conversation with a six year old: 



Finally, and most seriously of all, the ODT have made a serious allegation of a crime committed almost 80 years ago: 


This article first appeared in Issue 3, 2019.
Posted 6:46pm Thursday 7th March 2019 by R. RY, Bachelor of Arts.