Sometimes readers expect too much of the ODT, so they’ve started adding warning labels.
And just in case that didn’t get through, they repeated it on the next page.
The ODT have been taking more than the usual amount of cocaine and it’s been hard for everyone:
In a piece of truly groundbreaking investigative journalism, the ODT dropped several apples from their second story window. It won them a ‘Highly Commended’ at their Year 10 science fair.
The ODT have their eyes on the troublemakers this week,
Are they actually busy or do they just seem busy? Classic masked thieves, looking busier than they actually are.
Then some brilliant pandering to the ODT’s demographic:
And then some speculation about what might be visiting us from beyond.
They think it’s a meteor, the fools.
Ah, you see what you’ve got there is music video for the 2008 hit single Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas. Easy to get mixed up.
And finally,
It’s funny because in luging you literally go down a hill and they live in Naseby so their lives are going to be all downhill from here.