ODT Watch | The Week We Felt (Briefly) Sad for the ODT

To start this week the ODT are seeking help for a problem sculpture that keeps popping up in their garden,


They tried cutting it in half, but then they jut had two worm sculptures to deal with. 



Next, some words from Councillor Lee ‘Climate Change is a Hoax’ Vandervis,


Lee Vandervis has never had anything useful to add.



Then, an incredibly sad glimpse into the ODT’s private life


“As indisputable but inexplicable as life on Earth” is the ODT’s unofficial motto. 



The Otago Regional Council have restored a racial slur to an event title after it was taken away for being, you know, a racial slur.


What a wonderful day for Central Otago’s proud tradition of racism.



And finally, the ODT editor has big things on his mind,


I mean, we do a pretty good job of killing cows already. Just don’t get more after you kill them. Solved. You’re welcome. 

This article first appeared in Issue 11, 2018.
Posted 4:49pm Sunday 13th May 2018 by Charlie O’Mannin.