Post Facts | Issue 08

You can bring up any baby animal underwater and it will learn to breath like a fish

“Nippy” means cold because all nipples are inherently cold

A conversation between three people is called a tri-alouge

A provisional conversation between three people is called a trial-alouge

A conversation between three angels is called a triangle

A conversation between three elephants is called a triumphant

LSD stands for LotSofDrugs

There was once a dinosaur that could run really really fast

Fire alarms are water alarms for fire

When having sex in the reverse cowgirl position, both parties must moo backwards when they climax or face the consequences

In 47 BC Julius Caesar came when he saw what he’d conquered

Plastic bottles are made out of plastic, but water bottles are not made out of water

Peas are wees

In the wild, seals only balance balls on their noses on special occasions

With an electron microscope you can see the tiniest tear drops

If you construct an intricate web of lies, you can have two husbands at the same time

This article first appeared in Issue 8, 2018.
Posted 8:52pm Thursday 19th April 2018 by Critic.