In the middle of a four hour weed-fuelled songwriting blitz, local musician Kezza Richards wrote a line he believes will “fucking change the game bro”. In what may be a first for the music industry, Kezza has drawn an analogy between the emotion of love and certain illegal mind-altering substances. “Think about it,” he implored. “They both make you feel real good, but they can also be addictive, and make you feel bad. Woah.”

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