The entire class of LAWS101 considered themselves lucky on Tuesday, after mature student Edith van Borkel treated them all to a fascinating and highly informative tale about her own life. Everyone was enthralled as she spent a full eight minutes describing her son’s brief encounter with the law after he was given a minor speeding fine. “That’s great,” said Professor Mark Henaghan, “but as I said, we’re currently talking about parliamentary supremacy.”

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