Post Malone translates in Latin as “after-dinner mints”
Post Malone is named after Posts Malone, a fencing company in Malone, Florida
A “Malone” is a male lone
Post Malone and Childish Gambino are actually Siamese twins
Post Malone is the only person to ever be 77 and 15 at the same time
Post Malone rhymes with Home Alone, which is a movie Post Malone also starred in as a young boy
Post Malone’s actual name is Most Palone
Hip Hop is actually an acronym. It stands for “Hi, I’m Post Malone. Heard of Post Malone?”
Post Malone ended racism when he became the first ever white rapper
Post Malone has never in fact posted anything, let alone a malone
Post Malone’s song “I Fall Apart” is actually a bold statement about the Greek economy, not about jenga at all
Post Malone was left to die as a baby and was raised by a pack of cigarettes
Post Malone’s younger brother is called Pre Malone
Post Malone’s first number one hit was as a background singer in Crazy Frog’s “Axel F”