Gemini
As a potent full moon takes its effect on you this week, you're going to feel drawn to address the hidden cravings you've been pushing to the back of your mind. Acknowledge these desires before the energy causes disruption in your life.
Flatmate stereotype: The free spirit – always at your partner’s house.
Scorpio
This week you're going to want to break free from the superficial habits you've been clinging to. The full moon triggers a need to be honest with yourself and evaluate your life patterns. Maybe what you've been doing so far isn't working for you anymore.
Flatmate stereotype: The 6am riser – waking everyone up by making a smoothie.
Pisces
Focus on your family this week. They feel distant, and ghosting their calls hasn't been helping. Whether you're throwing a rager or bogged down with assignments, try making some time to call them. Dunedin hasn't gotten the better of you (yet).
Flatmate stereotype: The complainer – always making new house rules and never following them.
Sagittarius
You've been searching for a deeper meaning recently, but don't spiral into a quarter life crisis. You don't have time for that with your course load. Just ignore that question until after exams, and you’ve mentally recovered from getting your shit rocked by your degree.
Flatmate stereotype: The Master Chef – the flat favourite on the weekly cooking roster.
Aquarius
This week, the Universe is going to make you focus on your career. As the job market glares down upon you, it’s time to have a generational lock in. Rewrite the CV, and update your LinkedIn. Even if it takes you all night, it’s productive procrastination.
Flatmate stereotype: The vaper – filling the house with clouds of kiwi-guava concoctions.
Virgo
You're going to have a mad horny dream that leaves you feeling empty when you awaken. As you go through the day, you may find yourself thinking back to your night time encounter. No one will ever be quite as good as your dreams.
Flatmate stereotype: The Uber driver – everyone thinks you have unlimited petrol.
Aries
J’accuse, in the past you've been known to rile up your friends in the name of DRAMA. If you continue on this path of rage-baiting, you'll begin to see ramifications. If you have more ops than friends, you will have no one left to rage-bait. Be tactful.
Flatmate stereotype: The musician – half your room is instruments, and you are definitely the loudest.
Capricorn
As you binge watch your favourite trashy show for the 100th time, you'll be suddenly motivated to hit the gym because damn, all these actors are hot. Grab your old running shoes and dig out a valid student ID. Nothing gets past the Unipol front desk people.
Flatmate stereotype: The broke bitch – having the lowest rent in the flat because you took the small room.
Leo
This week it feels like a spotlight has been cast down on you with the way your actions are being scrutinised. Watch your P’s and Q’s – one slip up may leave you crushed for the rest of the week, too scared to put yourself back out there.
The flatmate stereo type you are: The messy one – 80% of the dishes in the sink are yours.
Libra
You've been a free-range chicken for too long: it's time to finally commit to something. Look deep within to see what your gut is telling you – and actually listen to it! Believe in your intuition to steer you right, and you’ll be happier than ever.
Flatmate stereotype: The regretter – stuck living with people you hate.
Cancer
Intrusive thoughts have been burrowing themselves into your mind recently. It's never too late to change your mind. Even if everyone around you is telling you to suck it up, the real ones will be there to support you.
Flatmate stereotype: The hoarder – unable to contain your belongings in your room alone.
Taurus
The expressions of others have often governed your actions in the past, but your eyes have been known to deceive you. Don a figurative blindfold and step into the realm of intuition, feeling the movement of the world around you to reach your desires.
Flatmate stereotype: The event manager – you organise wholesome flat-bonding activities.
