Pisces
Don't give up, queen! You may be going through the trenches now, but you have so many people loving and supporting you from the side lines. Keep shooting and you will get that dream job in this economy, even if it feels impossible.
O-Week Theme You Ate: Beach/Pj party
Libra
The love bug is in the air, and baby you just caught it. Keep an eye out because you might not have realised it but that long term friend likes you back. So maybe take that shot in the dark and see how much noise those flat pack beds can really make.
O-Week Theme You Ate: White out
Aries
You have grown so much in the past year, and will continue to grow in this coming one. People will come and go but real friends will be there for the long hall; when shit hits the fan and you catch fresher flu for your 3rd year in a row.
O-Week Theme You Ate: Jungle/Camo
Sagittarius
Time to whip out that ‘am I gay quiz’ again. What happens during Ori stays in Ori, so maybe break your celibacy with a steamy night out with that person you’ve been making eyes at in the club.
O-Week Theme You Ate: Goth
Aquarius
The new year means it's time to live boldly. Remember that embarrassment is an underexplored emotion. Go do that thing that's been nagging at the back of your mind and make some of those core uni memories your parents keep telling you about.
O-Week Theme You Ate: Back to school
Scorpio
A new year means new you. Look inside and evaluate your pros and cons. Honestly, you may just need to grow the fuck up and learn how to eat a baddie out properly.
O-Week Theme You Ate: Golf bros/ Tennis Hoes
Cancer
Hey..… It's still the summer break until your first assignment is due, so stop stressing so much. Go to the farmers market to grab some local devils lettuce, furnish your flat, and maybe “accidentally” acquire another cone for the flat.
O-Week Theme You Ate: Day at the races
Leo
Watch out this week - eggs might come flying your way when people think you're still a fresher. So make sure to keep an eye out for bushes on your way to o-week so you can make a quick retreat, and maybe keep some spear ammo on hand to return fire.
O-Week Theme You Ate: Frat party
Capricorn
You will be tempted by all the free stuff this week. And fuck it go all in and grab all the that shit. But at the end of the day remember you don't need 50 totes so keep your head on, and eyes on the real prize; a barely used three-seater couch.
O-Week Theme You Ate: Pimps/Hoes
Taurus
It's a new year so try to open your mind, because some thoughts are inside thoughts….. Like, deep deep inside thoughts. we need more good vibes in 2026, so go spread some of that for a change.
O-Week Theme You Ate: Cowgirl/ Cowboy
Virgo
I'm manifesting a successful and healthy year for you, time to swap those vodka shots for kombucha ones. Lock the fuck in this year, because it’s time to make good on that New Year’s rez and get your ass into a seat at the library for those A+++.
O-Week Theme You Ate: Brides/ Grooms
Gemini
You are starting to scare your friends - it's time to start prepping for uni. Try selecting those papers already, and seeing how far you will have to walk to get that random 6pm lab you have every week.
O-Week Theme You Ate: Disco